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Satellite receiver
I had things unplugged while at work because of the risk of thunderstorms. When I went to plug the receiver back in, the LED blinks green for a moment before everything dies, leaving only a faint whistle coming from the power supply area of the board.
I figured this would happen. It's more or less how the previous two died.
So I pulled out of storage the one that I bought just over a year ago because I could forsee this day and wanted to be prepared.
This time it looks like the HD3 on Amazon is nearly €70, that's more than the list price at the manufacturer's site!
They did have the slightly later model, the HD4, for about €36 so I got that. The UI looks a bit bleurgh, but if it works then that'll be okay. Criteria for me is basically a free to air receiver that can either record live or schedule recordings. The HD3 scheduler works by start time and end time, while the HD4 seems to want a start time and a duration (hh:mm). Hmmm...
Habitual food poisoning explained?
I have, for months suffered from upset stomaches. Often in the dead of night, I would wake up with a horrific pain in the sort-of-middle left. Not the appendix, that's on the right. Mom used to call it "the valve" because it is often the location of the "oh shit" gurgling, and if you have ever had this then you'll know I mean that in both senses of the word.
Many trips to the toilet. Plenty of pain. All building up to "the explosion" (I'll let your imagination fill in the blanks) at which point back to bed feeling like I've been kicked in the gut and knowing the alarm will go off in an hour and a half.
I never bothered to go to the doctor as mom had bad reactions to damn near everything. She told me that it got worse as she got older. So I just figured that I had inherited this dietary instability. Particularly as I can give you quite a list of triggers: alcohol, orange juice, cherries in a bottle but not in a tin (I think - I don't remember which way around so I just don't buy cherries which is a shame as I like them), and Heinz baked beans make my mouth and throat swell and sore...
I suspect it may be pesticides or something like that. After all, the amount of noxious chemicals floating around (and how we all have Teflon inside us - watch the recent Veritassium video) is quite horrific.
But recently, like maybe six months to a year or so, it's been much worse. Clearly there's something that I'm eating but try as I might I couldn't put a finger on what exactly it was.
I don't tend to walk down the aisle with the spices as I don't use much spice in my food. Indeed, pretty much the only things I get from there are salt and pepper and as you ought to imagine I don't exactly go through that in a hurry.
Salt is for boiling pasta or dumping on chips. Actually the most salt I use is when making bread (it asks for 9g and that's quite a bit).
Pepper? I love the smell of black pepper. I can't sniff it for obvious reasons (achoo!) but the smell is evident when I put it on something. You might have noticed a brown powder on... most things. Cheesy toast? Peppered. Omelette? Peppered. Scrambled egg? Mixing pepper into the egg was a bit fail (it floated on top) so instead I added it during cooking. And my perfect comfort food - a bowl of linguine tossed in Président doux (non-salted) butter and peppered.
So it was pure serendipity that I walked down the spice aisle yesterday and saw this.
The recall notice.
Food recalls happen from time to time. The usual cases are either incorrect labelling that misses the presence of an allergen, or something like listeria.
You can see in the photo that, because this was an own-brand product, they have tried to play down the severity by saying that it is a "non-conformité chimique". I trust I don't need to translate that nonsense for you.
The internet, on the other hand, is more than willing to expand upon the chemical non-conformity and inform that it is aflatoxin.
This is to say, a nasty poisonous carcinogen that is produced by certain moulds that grow in the soil, in decomposing plant matter, and so on. It can affect pretty much anything, and the effect is cumulative - if you have tainted chicken feed then you'll quickly end up with tainted chicken meat. Aflatoxins are highly carcinogenic. And since this is a side effect of mould (think of it like mould poop), it cannot be killed by heating or freezing. It occurs naturally, a lot, like a whole lot, and the way to prevent it from contaminating food is to try to prevent the mould from growing - like don't have grain (rice, etc) be too damp or stored in damp airless places. You know, common sense stuff.
The mould, however, can be killed with fire. That's why you have roasted peanuts (peanuts are a fairly common vector). Luckily for us Europeans, it is a subtropical species and doesn't tend to enjoy the cooler European weather.
In high doses, it's deadly. Wiki for details but it's pretty awful. Thankfully humans are fairly tolerant of lower doses of this stuff as I guess we have evolved as an agrarian species with this stuff always around us in some degree. These days it is known that it can damage DNA, and cause various forms of cancer. The main target organ is the liver. There is on antidote, only management of conditions.
Eating contaminated food causes aflatoxicosis which is basically aflatoxin poisoning, and like any other food poisoning you're looking at nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, convulsions, diarrhoea... and if too much was consumed then we're looking at symptoms of acute liver injury.
Luckily I didn't eat a bowl of contaminated rice or peanuts, I simply had a dusting of contaminated pepper, so my bowels tore themselves apart to eject it, but there was no vomiting, fainting, or any whooziness other than what you ought to expect from me at 4am.
The pain was rather severe, but compared to my deadly burger it only really ranks about a six out of ten (which is just slightly less than having my wisdom teeth yanked out).
Because, yes, my pepper was exactly the one that has been pulled from sale. And note that one of my jars is two thirds empty. Note also that the sell-by dates go from January 2028 to August 2028. That's a really long time span, and everything (all of the U black pepper) has been recalled.
Two pots of poison.
I would like to say that it is not their fault and that the pepper seeds they received were probably contaminated - it often comes from South Asia, like India and Vietnam.
However it very much is their fault that so much contaminated product was put on sale. I say this because the company I work for produces food and there is a ridiculous amount of testing that goes on internally. Samples are regularly taken from the "matières premières", that is to say the ingredients like eggs and flour), samples are taken from products in the course of preparation, and samples are taken from the finished products. I don't know the frequency of the sampling, it isn't everything as that would be infeasible, but there's a lot. It also extends to our hands, uniforms, equipment we use, and so on. Some of these (like hands) are internal tests. We sandwich a stick with squishy jelly-like stuff between our hands and that is kept in a warm environment for something like 48h to see what nasties start to grow. A lot of the tests are external, where things are collected and put into a sealed bag for a full toxicology. Like listeria, e. coli, salmonella, and - yes - the aflatoxin. I know because I asked the Quality girl directly (and explained why I was asking such an odd question).
Where I work, we don't want to become "notorious" like Lactalis (contaminated baby milk powder which caused thirty eight babies to need hospitalisation; twenty four thousand raw milk cheeses suspected of listeria infection) or Buitoni (frozen pizzas (Fraich'Up) so bad the factory was shut down; fifty cases of E. Coli which killed two children) or Ferrero (contaminated Kinder eggs caused over 150 cases of salmonellosis, mostly children). This is why tests are many and frequent. Something bad can still get through, there's no perfect testing, but when it comes to due diligence in food hygiene, I would have to rate my employer highly. And I'm not saying that because they pay me, I'm saying that because I see the two women frequently checking and testing and collecting samples. I mean, our livelihoods do tend to depend upon us not killing our clients. Dead people don't make good repeat customers, you know. And our food is a little too processed to be of interest to undead people, so we can't even appeal to the zombie demographic. Besides, I think the girls on the production lines might be just a tad upset at having to deal with bits of raw human brain...
I got my money back after handing over the pepper. That's about the best one can hope for here in France. And since I like black pepper on my pasta, I went and purchased some more. A different brand this time. I won't be buying the U's own any more. They really should have picked up on this sooner, and it suggests to me that either no useful tests were being performed, or if it was known about then it may have been the all-too-usual case of "sweep it under the carpet, see if it goes away" (refer also to Buitoni, Lactalis, and Ferrero above).
Sainte Lucie pepper.
You know... poison pepper really wasn't something on my dietary problems bingo card.
Food allergies bingo card.
Apart from a rather weird obvously allergic reaction at the beginning of the month, my gut has been fairly placid. I also have not had any pepper as I have either grated or sliced cheese on top of chicken pieces (so no pepper) or had linguine with white butter sauce (so no pepper). Now it's a relatively short time to draw any conclusions, but dammit this is my blog so I'm going to draw one anyway particularly given it's a product that has been withdrawn from sale because it's toxic. It really doesn't take much to add two and two together to arrive at a hundred, does it?
As for the allergy reaction, something I have my eye on right now is this.
Tins of Mont Blanc vanilla desert.
It is basically gloopy-custard-like-stuff-in-a-can. It probably sounds awful but I quite like it. It also isn't full of horrible things. Okay, it's not exactly full of good things, but given some things (ever read what's in one of those instant noodle pots?) it's not bad. A lot of milk, and some stuff to make it gloopy, and a tonne of sugar....yeah, milk and sugar, you can see why it appeals to me, can't you? ☺
Mont Blanc vanilla desert ingredients.
I will try a controlled eating at the start of my summer holiday to see if I have any sort of similar reaction. It may indeed be a complete red herring and I can enjoy my gloopy sweet milk stuff... or it may be a good call and... and I'll walk my stupid arse to the doctor and demand an allergen test because honestly this is driving me up the wall. I know I'm okay with milk (as I drink a lot of milk, like nearly a litre a day between cereal and tea and sometimes just swigging a cup of cold milk) and gluten (bread and linguine are major parts of my diet). I know I can't cope with sulphites (what I'm guessing wine and beer have in common) and I honestly have no idea why I'm okay with apple and pineapple juice but orange juice messes me up, yet I can suck the juice from mandarines (I don't eat the flesh, not overly keen on the texture of orange-like pulp).
Thanks mom. Couldn't I have inherited something useful like intelligence? Ability with languages? Common sense? No. I get the grumbly gut. Whoo me. Or should that be: woe is me?
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Zerosquare, 14th June 2025, 15:14
That satellite receiver can probably be resurrected by replacing the bargain-bin electrolytic capacitors Metronic uses. Whether it's worth the time fixing it is debatable...
Aflatoxin-flavored pepper? Ouch! I don't know if you have a customer card for U, but if so, there's no excuse for not contacting clients that bought a recalled product.
(Also, the dial on the "social battery" thing pointing to green? I've read this blog for years ; it can't be real.)
Rick, 14th June 2025, 18:21
In reverse:
My social battery IS green because that photo was taken on a Friday evening with two days of solitude and nothing much planned. So that's exactly when I'm happy and fulfilled.
I had actually meant to write exactly that - I have a loyalty card and they know both my email address and that I bought this product. Really, they should have made more of an effort than to display a notice for a couple of weeks.
And the law should be changed so they can't hide behind weasel words like "chemical non-conformity". It should state exactly what (Aflatoxin) and also give a brief description (mutogenic carcinogenic DNA-damaging Liver-damaging side effect of mould contamination). People might take things a little more seriously in that case, no?
As for the satellite receiver, I love you! That comment flipped a little dodah in my head so I went and had a look... New blog article to come.
C Ferris, 14th June 2025, 18:52
Could ask for advice about Electrolyte Caps on the Stardot site they have replaced several in Arc's etc.
jgh, 14th June 2025, 21:19
I've got a pot of pepper that I've been using since (nips into kitchen....) well it says BBE 2019 on the bottom. I like pepper on my veg, and when I have a big veg meal I've had stomach gurgling. I've put it down to eating all of the veg bits - cauliflower leaves and stuff - not throwing anything away, and consequently there being extra cabbagy parpy chemicals in the bits other people normally don't cook.
Normally, I have a few custard cremes to settle my stomach. But maybe the pepper has gone off. It's probablly 15 years old, and there's still half a pot. It says "Netto" on the label, and they became Asda a decade ago.
A tree-dwelling mammal, 16th June 2025, 00:17
"Aflatoxin" sounds like what you get if you dump page zero on an older RISC OS box...
John, 16th June 2025, 11:23
It's about 45 years since I discovered I was milk intolerant, and cream products, particularly, gave me dreadful reflux. That was when I switched to Earl Gray.
It's only fresh milk products - fat-free yoghurt is curiously no problem at all! I can over-dose on cheese, so take care not to overdo it.
I won't go into the symptoms in detail, but I used to swig milk out-of-the bottle (remember those?). I now have orange juice on cereal instead. People grimace, but it's really quite nice on my rice flakes and red fruits.
Odd that we were encouraged to have milk because it was "good for you"! Not for me - affected first 30-odd years of my life very negatively!
Only having the yoghurt ATM, though, no cheese, cereal etcetera. Losing weight to improve life chances - lost 10/11Kg so far on very restricted diet based on WW points.
A tree-dwelling mammal, 16th June 2025, 12:59
John: milk is good for you - so long as you're not lactose intolerant! If you are, it's clearly not so good for you!
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