Rick's b.log - entry 2014/01/07

Musings on Rule 34

Emphasis on the "is", for this meme is partly providing commentary on the expected level of depravity on "the internet" where people can find content that could be described as pornographic with some measure of ease (unless you are a Daily Mail reader, in which case you will believe that the porn finds you. The meme also makes reference to some of the bizarre things that people make porn about. Those of you who have bothered to read "fanfic" will know that the huge majority of fanfic is basically an excuse to have an author-avatar get it on with Summer Glautheir favourite character.

That said, we can have a little bit of fun with this, imagining some "porn" that is nuts but - you never know - might actually exist on some grimy little recess of the Dark Net.

Piston porn

As if that wasn't loaded with enough innuendo, I feel the need to point out that a (fairly rare) piston-less eccentric rotary engine is called the Wankel engine.

Yes, I figure there is a fair amount of milage in piston porn. And... Yes, that terrible pun was intentional.

Broken video recorder drive belt porn

On the plus side, you can get some awesome groaning noises as a tape drive attempts to thread with a broken belt in the works. Especially Betamax decks with their wonderfully zany C-drive system.

Broken mobile phone screen porn

Mouldy tomatoes that were never picked porn

USB plugs that don't fit your socket porn

Leaky battery porn

Megaphone porn

Over to you. Come up with the most improbable "porn" ever. Bonus Brownie Points for added helpings of innuendo.
But, you know, try to keep it clean!

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The Phat Controller, 9th January 2014, 11:10

Train porn?    Thomas the Tank Engine getting spit-roasted by Gordon and Henry?

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