Rick's b.log - entry 2008/09/09

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The squeegee mop appears to be called a "raclette" (at least, that's what I hear). I could have sworn that was a yucky French 'tradition' that the ex-pat community has hijacked, which is a sort of indoor BBQ with some odd sort of melted cheese poured over it.
The place where washing goes is the "plonge" (that's what it sounds like). A lot of terminology to get the hang of.

Today was slightly better, my body wasn't in quite so much shock, and I knew I was going to be on clear-up duty, so I just followed her around and did what I was instructed, unless a green-hairbag person (i.e. a person in charge) called "Ree-sharr" (now that they have worked out my name)...

I must take issue with the requirement for us home people having such strict regulations on what can be recycled and what can't. Why? Because you know those big swing-top bins? Not the wheelie bins, the ones you can fit a Microcar inside. Well, there are three of them in the facility (they are sterilised regularly) and I think we'd fill about one an hour. Two colour bags. The first is green and is used for production line food throw-outs. These are weighed, averages around 8kg a pop (one bag tipped the balance to 22kg). The others are for plastic wrappers, cardboard, paper liners, etc. Given it is imperative that these bags are tied up, I know nobody is going to be sorting out the paper and plastic.

You already know what I think of the ANPE. Well, let's look at the check-list:

• I'll be working 5am to 12.30pm two weeks, and 12.30pm to 8pm the next two weeks (and back to 5am, etc).
  Actually, my hours at the moment are 5am to 1pm. I have worked out that if I two weeks of that and two of 1pm-8pm then that will average out to 35 hour weeks across the duration of the month.
• I'll be in production placing things, such as raspberries.
  Worked ~14 hours, placed raspberries for one of them. I hope I do some production stuff soon because I didn't sign on to be a custodian. If I liked cleaning up that much, I'd have tidied my room years ago. I prefer "organised chaos". It suits my mind.
• It is a four-month contract.
  8th September to 1st December. Okay, it crosses into four months, but it isn't four months, it is a smidgen under three. It is actually 12 weeks, 60 days. Average 420 hours (if all is according to plan). Brut pay is €3658.20 or €1219.40 a 'month' (the SMIC, or minimum is €8.71). The French social charges are apparently quite high, so I wouldn't expect my take-home to be much over €900. Of that, €600/month is spoken for - saving to either find a cheap 2nd hand car or keep our old rustbucket lingering around. ☺ I hope to get a coupla hundred together to get my own ADSL line. At least I don't think I'm in a tax category with that, so I don't have that to worry about.
• My ANPE paperwork says "Prime de poste 2,81/jr travail + Tr indicatif".
  I'll believe that when I see it. I'm afraid I'll take this issue further if I don't because so far the only thing that was correct about the advertised job is it's location. And besides, it adds up to €168.60 for 60 days - if you think that's a negligible amount, ask for my bank account IBAN and you can deposit it into my account. That's nearly a month of food.
  I saw in Ouest-France today a report about Brits (of which there are apparently 50,000 in La Belle Bretagne) starting to return to the UK because the typical ex-pat lives on €50-100 per day and they're crapping in their pants at the pound/euro exchange rate and how their monthly budget of around €3300 is now a mere €2750. I would say "bugger me backwards!" but this was written in association with Brit'Mag who often seem to be living in cloud Cuckoo land - most of the people I know are living on pathetic UK retirement pensions (so pathetic that when you quote it, Frenchies tend to think you're quoting it weekly) and their nearly-€600 a month is now closer to €450. Not terribly helpful when food rises around 15%, petrol rises more still, and the pension has lost a sixth of its value.
  So, yes, that itty-bitty €2.81 is not a trivial amount.

2 days down, 58 to go. If I'm cleaning up again tomorrow....... "think of the paycheque".

Bye-bye ANPE

ADSL

I think, given a Livebox, I may be inclined to rig it up so that Alyson (my RiscPC) is on one port (can be unplugged and mom's PC hooked in its place), and Aiko on the other port; hopefully with a solid-enough firewall, Firefox, and Avast anti-virus...

ADSL-UK

By the way, this is for provision of 100mbit broadband, isn't it? If not, the UK will still be in the back row.

It's hard to be a virgin

* - however, I think the "downloading music is illegal" argument should be waived in cases where there is no legal way to obtain such a song. I can imagine annoyance if the latest Amy Winehouse track did the rounds (I'd be annoyed to waste time downloading it!) but how can a label 'claim' losses for a 30 year old track that isn't in active releasal anywhere (even on audio CD, as in "purchased the old-fashioned way").
Furthermore, if we are to be tied to using their rules and protection systems, we should have a right to be able to purchase music offered for download, rather than "we don't want that sort of payment" or "you live in the wrong country", "we only accept dollars", and the dozen other excuses.

And...

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